Quiz stole from Rubydawg. []

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (I hate that damn show.)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 3


Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. (Is it dirty?)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from
Ireland.
[x] You have hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair. (What's that?)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[x ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ x] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x ] Most people think you're chinese.
[x ] You call hurricanes typhoons.(sometimes)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 8

German
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You it when stupid people call you a .
[] You went to Pre-school.
[ x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 2

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. (KILL IT WITH FIRE)
Total: 1

American
[ ] You foriegners.
[ ] You non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

That was... weird.